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What is a JOAT?

"A jack of all trades is a master of none, but often times better than a master of one." -Robert Greene

This online store and all goods are crafted to high standards and treated like they were made for our home. Our customers can count on us to expect the unexpected; we are fun, quirky, know how to add personality to everyday items, and add spice to your home. Browse through our site now and see all that we have to offer.

The man himself started life as an identical twin (brother) who would both go on to be adopted and live a relatively normal life. At 18 Rob decided he needed to see more of the world and left for the Air Force receiving duty locations far from his home of Alabama in: Texas, Mississippi, Japan, South Korea, Iraq, Singapore, and New Mexico. After 6 years he would return to the Southeast working his way up through blue collar jobs to become a Project Manager while at the same time attending school to get a Bachelor of Science. 

Wife, 2 kids (boy and girl), and two jobs keep him busy. Any other free time is spent with video games or the gym. 

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